Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	758	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8915

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	58	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	433411	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4042

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	1683	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Animals Bred:	139	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	566328	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3838
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!