Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	6228	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9266	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	9256	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4154	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.