Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5505	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	505746	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4900
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	3812	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	4767	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2132	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	6389
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	6914	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.