Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EosCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

EosCraft is a humble, fun, lag-free minecraft survival multiplayer server that is home to an amazing community, a professionally ran mature staff team, and numerous features for your enjoyment. Consider checking us out! Expanding the community since 2010.

Website: EosCraftMC.com IP: play.eoscraftmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crops Grown:	6800
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SMP.Moose

PvP

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2862
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Archon Factions

Factions, PvP

Archon PVP is a Factions PVP server featuring McMMO to enhance your raiding experience. We have a dedicated staff and balanced economy and are very open to suggestions.

What you think will improve Archon PVP is what really matters to us, and we will continually adjust and improve wherever possible to make the best possible experience for all our players.

Server IP: pvp.archonmc.com

Website: www.archonmc.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Destroy SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1690	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Mines PvP/SMP

Economy, PvP, Towny

SERVER IP: TheMin.es

Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Averia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lucid Dreams

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	5385	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bertonso_smp

Anarchy

best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	68960
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BEASTCRAFT-ZA

In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ABSSMP

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7476

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Buildings Constructed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	875389	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	62650
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3001	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!