Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PimpCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TheArMaGeDooM

Skyblock, Skywars

TheArMaGeDooM

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CRAFT.LV

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	107	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EngammaCraft

Factions

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.