Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Players Killed by Monsters:	4420

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Grotto

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The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ores Mined:	4176
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6871	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BavariaZ

Economy, Survival

:!——————————————————————————– BavariaZ :!——————————————————————————– More than just a server Now with many options to use your in-game money. :!——————————————————————————– Lots of great plugins. :!——————————————————————————– Nice players. :!——————————————————————————– … :!——————————————————————————– I hope you have fun on the server when you joint and make something out of it. Become a millionaire or something else. :!——————————————————————————–

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simply Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A simple but effective survival server. With a market, spleef arena and mob arena there is a plenty to do. A custom point based ranking system is also in place to help you earn more privileges to extend your journey.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OpFaction

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This is a server u can Maybe Apply and have fun in this server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Star Shards Collected:	83	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Fadedcraft

Survival, Vanilla

1 Goal. Survive. You are spawned in an open world with all vanilla survival. No plugins, no nothing. Just classic Minecraft. Raid and build houses and bases and conquer all. Choose what you do. You can be raided or raid. Get killed or kill. Mine, craft and build. No plugins no nothing. And if you don’t play wisely , you will be faded into death, and you’ll have to start over. This is Faded-craft

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.