Euro Weird Depressed Minecraft Server

brain damage, brain function, Cultural differences, Depressed, environmental factors, EURO, Europeans, fucked in the head, geographical location, La, lack of sunlight, lifestyle choices, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, parisian, psychological well-being, Server, Sunlight, sunlight exposure, Vitamin D Deficiency, weird

Are you tired of feeling weird, depressed, and messed up in the head like those poor Europeans? Join our Minecraft server and soak up all the virtual sunlight you need to keep your brain in tip-top shape! Our average player gets 3 times more sunlight than a Parisian, so you’ll be feeling like a ray of sunshine in no time. Say goodbye to those European blues and hello to a brighter, happier virtual world! Join now for a dose of Vitamin D and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpartanMC

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

hi, my name is Rhys I own spartanMC. Our server include factions BENDING! with MCMMO and numerous mingames we are in need of 2 youtubers (they will get Youtuber rank must have over 200 subs.We are under construction. ~OWNER xX_TITAN_Xx

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LightPrison

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

This is a Danish minecraft “prison” server, we opened when we thought that there weren’t actually that many Danish prison servers left! So I William1st immediately said that I wanted to open this prison server, and it dawned on people that they would actually very much like to be part of it.. And that is the reason why we are open today, we have: Cratekeys, cells, mines, rankup, illegal stuff, isolation, sugarcane farm, blackmarket.. Etc!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	1052
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nett-Craft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer more than 40 games at Nett-Craft!!!

We have a very helpful community, great staff and the best owners around to make your Nett-Craft experience unforgettable.

Come visit us!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ltcraft.net

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Ltcraft.net is a private server hosting organization associated with lorentedford.com We started off as a private group of friends playing Minecraft back in the Late 2000s and moved to the public in late 2014. We are rebuilding after I spent some time in the nursing home back in 2020. Important Links https://amp.ltcraft.net/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/ltcraft https://mcbans.ltcraft.net https://sourcebans.ltcraft.net/ Minecraft Server information: mc.Ltcraft.net Both Java and Mobile compatible!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mandiria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a small, 100% vanilla, Town-Based Survival Server. 100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100100.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineSound Network

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

You take on the server with the highest quality Spanish speaking… and you don’t get in? What are you waiting for! mc.minesound.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyCraftMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

PLEASE JOIN! DP at 15 people join now only 7 more people JOIN NOW JOIN NOW JOIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vitality Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TOWNY GUILDS PVP PVE ECONOMY CUSTOM CONTENT CLASSES QUESTS BOSSES LOOT

JOIN NOW

mc.vitalitymc.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sabotador

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

A minigame based on Garry’s Mod TTT, it’s fun to play and requires strategy to win. When the game begins we can become innocent, detective or saboteur, when we are a saboteur we know what role everybody in the game is and we have to kill all innocents and detectives stealthily, the innocents only knows who are the detectives.

The server is multi-language and currently supports English and Portuguese, the language settings can be adjusted executing the /lang command.

The server is located on USA but is located in a good position to be playable by the entire America.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Servicraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Servicraft, is an international Minecraft server dedicated to towny. There is an advanced economy, with a unique configuration. Create your own city with the advanced Towny plugin, earn money with Jobs, buy items from other users in the mall or create your own hotel and sell its rooms. We will wait for you!

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Speak English? Do not hesitate to get in! Servicraft is an international server, and we can help you translate. See you there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6658	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecade

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the longest running Minecraft game network!

We host tons of fun games! Here are just a few you will find:

– Super Minecraft Maker – The Original SuperCraftBrothers – Farm Frenzy – SkyWars – Survival Games

We have a super active and friendly community and we cannot wait to have you on board! Adventure and excitement awaits!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

emerald craft

Survival

It’s good and it doesn’t have lag because it’s Argentine, the only thing is that it still needs to improve but oh well. and I don’t know what else to write because this shit tells me to write 100 characters xD HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DakaCraft

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Rules:

1. No Hacked clients/mods or cheating: Optifine and minimaps are fine.

If you’re unsure about any of the rules please ask in chat.If you want to use hacked clients or xray, please find another server.

There is no /home /spawn or /setspawn as we believe that you should become proficient at traveling and you’ll find more bases to raid that way.

Have fun.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HydrationCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We are a new server just starting out. Currently looking for staff so join fast if you’re interested in that. DP every 10 members! Factions, Survival, Soon to have: Prison, Skyblock, Spleef, Bungeecord and more! JOIN now!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

mcTowny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

mcTowny is a Dutch survival server with towny. The server runs on Minecraft version 1.13. mcTowny was founded in August 2018 and open to both Dutch and English players.

mcTowny is a small Dutch towny based survival server running on minecraft version 1.13. Started in August of 2018 open for Dutch players aswell as English players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	106
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.