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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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