so like, imagine if u were playing on this minecraft server and suddenly u were transported to a world where the UK had rejoined the EU? like, u could build ur own little brexit wall and then knock it down with ur friends for fun! plus, Peter Mandelson is there to guide u through the process and maybe even give u some insider tips on how to negotiate the best trade deals with other players. it’s like a political drama meets a sandbox game, but with more explosions and less boring meetings. join now and be a part of this wacky adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 161 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 334
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 5105
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6996 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mines Excavated: 2597
    Animals Bred: 123 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 935 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1753 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1006
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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