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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2236 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 997833 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 3388 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
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