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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8384 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
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