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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 673 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
