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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 263 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
