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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3842 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3421 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.
