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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3810 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 866 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 9874 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!