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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3014 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 999756 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5055 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!