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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 258 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8847 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 50 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs that fly, diamonds that talk shit to you, and creepers that do the Macarena when they explode.
Join us and let go of all that pain and depression by building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm with a llama named Carl who wears sunglasses and smokes a pipe.
Trust me, once you see a cow breakdancing in a disco club made of obsidian, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness consume you!