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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5128 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 5346 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 7216 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
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