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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into someone’s house and blew it up, it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have the rarest items you can find in Minecraft, like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine a whole chunk in one hit, it’s OP as heck! Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel right at home as soon as you join.

So why wait? Come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, totally worth it!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	2283	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crops Grown:	6119	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Votes:	1052	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ores Mined:	9919	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Farms Harvested:	717

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	644
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magic Items Found:	6224
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Votes:	4361	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	247	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

DadRescue Minecraft Server

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

DemocraftParty2020

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

CatCallCraft

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms MC

Features:

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

DadGoneMinecraftServer

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

TrumpCraft2020

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!