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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9009 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.