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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.
Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!
