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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6797 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.