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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6465 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 7713 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.