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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3434 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 767 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1809 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?
And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.