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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3939 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.