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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3137 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6284 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.