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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5637 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Star Shards Collected: | 154 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
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