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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2713 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
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