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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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