Escadalandia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyCraft SMP

Art Therapy, Contentment, creativity, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, HappyCraft, hobby, joy, Joyful, leisure activity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Peace of mind, positive emotions, recreational pursuit, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6897
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

Felon47FrenzyCraft

BIAS, Censorship, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, destroy America, Felon 47, Felon47FrenzyCraft, Government, Journalism, major media, malcontents, Manipulation, media companies, Misinformation, News, political agenda, Propaganda, society, tired, underplaying

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6587	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1570
Votes:	9846	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

SolarCraft11

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

ADMIN, Minecraft, prokek bar, Ramgrief, vulture server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3385
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

TheAbab2282.aternos.me:44554

Savage Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2025, Brutal, Disturbing, Domain, Frightening, graphic content, Gruesome, Horror, INTENSE, internet, jaw-dropping, not prepared, ONLINE, savage, Scary, Shocking.., social media, spine-chilling, Terrifying, unexpected, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6046
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4091

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

Artistic, audience participation, awkward, awkward comedy, awkward humor, awkward situation, belief in afterlife, cold reading, comedy, Debunking, ENERGY, grand finale, Minecraft, Performance, Psychic Medium, PsychicCraft, punch bowl, Server, skeptic, Spiritual beliefs, turd in the punch bowl, variety show

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

blocks, CreeperCon2025, mod, mod application, mod application process, mod benefits, mod challenges, mod communication, mod duties, mod experience, mod feedback, mod guidelines, mod opportunities, mod qualifications, mod requirements, mod responsibilities, mod rules, mod selection process, mod team, mod time commitment, mod tools, mod training

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

ScaredyCraft SMP

childhood anxiety, childhood fears, childhood fears revisited, childhood media, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, childhood trauma, confronting childhood fears, creepy children’s shows, facing childhood demons, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, horror movies, irrational childhood fears, media-induced fear, overcoming childhood fears, psychological horror, ScaredyCraft, scary movies, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

Appetite, blocky, comfort food, CraveCraft, craving, cravings, DELICIOUS, dessert, Feed, Food, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Mouthwatering, SALTY, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, spicy, sweets, temptation, Treat, yum

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Animals Bred:	197
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7188	Towns Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	525	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

Chew, disappear, dissolving, Evil, Food, Immersive, Minecraft, poof, pure evil, satisfaction, sensory experience, Server, simulation, Soggy, swallow, tasting, TEXTURED, Tongue, torture, virtual reality, vr world, Waterboarding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

Charged Up Country Roads

buildout, Charged, continuous charging access, Country, coverage, eco-friendly, electric cars, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, fast chargers, federal funding, Gaps, Infrastructure, missing chargers, renewable energy, Roads, rural areas, study, sustainable, Technology, Transportation, transportation-network, US

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

DragonCraft Realms 1.20

Anime, Cell, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball Super characters, Dragon Ball Super episodes, Dragon Ball Super fans, Dragon Ball Super fights, Dragon Ball Super hype, Dragon Ball Super memories, Dragon Ball Super nostalgia, Dragon Ball Super series, Dragon Ball Super universe, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Piccolo, Realms, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, Vegeta

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	6165	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, appreciation, Boundaries, Comment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cooking preferences, Gratitude, Halloween, HangryCraft, holiday dinners, meal etiquette, meal preparation, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friends, refusal, Requests, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of cooking for ungrateful roommates who can’t appreciate your culinary skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual feast fit for a king (or queen)!

On our server, you can create elaborate dining halls, cook up delicious virtual meals, and even host dinner parties with your friends (who hopefully won’t yell at you over potatoes). And the best part? You’ll never have to deal with ungrateful roommates demanding meals ever again!

So come join us on our server and feast like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a virtual banquet at your fingertips? Join now and let the cooking (and the fun) begin!

VirginityVillains

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, emotional, friendship, jokes, judgment, love, mocking, oversensitive, Party, Respect, roommates, sensitivity, Support, Trust, Uní, Upset, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillains

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no sense of humor? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like the time I built a giant statue of a crying baby to commemorate the day I lost my Minecraft virginity. Yes, you heard that right, we celebrate all milestones here, big or small!

But beware, there may be some players who like to mock cry at you randomly. Don’t worry, just laugh it off and keep building your epic creations. And if anyone crosses the line, just call your Minecraft girlfriend to pick you up and escape the drama.

So come on over to our server and let’s build some memories together, because life’s too short to take Minecraft too seriously!

CraftyCompliments

Admiration, appreciation, best compliment, best ever, boost of confidence, compliment received, CraftyCompliments, encouragement, favorite compliment, flattering words, heartfelt words, kind words, meaningful praise, memorable compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, sweet words, thoughtful compliment, uplifting words, words of affirmation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself asked to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our pixel art of a giant potato.

The best compliment you’ll ever receive on our server is when someone tells you that your diamond armor makes you look like a sparkly unicorn warrior ready to take on the Ender Dragon in style. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1