Escadalandia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Professional Block Breaker

BLOCK, Breaker, career, EMBARRASSMENT, job hunting, Job Interview, job loss, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, Jobless, jobless benefits, jobless claims, jobless claims report, jobless growth, Jobless rate, jobless recovery, jobless recovery plan, jobless stigma, PROFESSIONAL, response, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Animals Bred:	168
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Oh, honey, forget about real life jobs and come join our Minecraft server! We have a thriving economy where you can become a virtual billionaire selling virtual dirt! Who needs a real job when you can be the king of the pixelated world?

And don’t worry about being unemployed, on our server, we value creativity and resourcefulness. In fact, we once had a player who built an entire mansion out of nothing but virtual cheese blocks! Now that’s talent!

So next time someone asks you what you do for a living, just tell them you’re a professional block builder on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, they’ll be jealous!

ER Escape – Pandemic Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department, ER visits, Escape, healthcare data, healthcare management, healthcare outcomes, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, healthcare utilization, leaving before recommended, medical recommendations, pandemic, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, patient behavior, patient safety, post-pandemic, rise in patients, U.S patients

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

so, like, u know how the world is all crazy with this covid-19 thing, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server is like the ER of the gaming world, except u won’t wanna leave, even if ur doctor says so! we’ve had over 721 million players visit us from 2016 to 2021, and like 194 million of them were like “nah, i’m good, i’ll just stay here forever.” so come join us and never leave, cuz who needs real life when u can have minecraft, right? come for the blocks, stay for the chaos!

Crafted Explorers

Adventure, armor, Biomes, blocks, crafted, Experience, Exploration, Explorers, Fun, Join, Journey, Modded, Mods, new, Open, others, Play, Server, Space, things, Tools, try, Welcoming

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	3163
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Crafted Explorers Minecraft Server

Crafted Explorers is a modpack that’s ever changing by the season, currently centered around cobblemon with lots of fun mods to play with along the journey!

Theres lots for you to do, more blocks, armor, tools and many biomes to explore! There is also a server up where you can join and play with others. It’s an open and welcoming space to anyone wanting the SMP modpack experience of adventure, exploration and trying new things!

For more information and to join the community, check out our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Crafted Explorers modpack?	Crafted Explorers is a modpack for Minecraft that is constantly changing and currently centered around cobblemon with various fun mods.
What can I do in the modpack?	There are more blocks, armor, tools, and biomes to explore in the modpack. Additionally, there is a server where you can play with others.
How can I join the Crafted Explorers community?	You can join the community by joining the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/sWW7gSDSr4

Night Drive Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol-related incidents, consequences, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, DRIVE, driving under the influence, driving while impaired, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, irresponsible actions, law enforcement, legal issues, Minecraft, night, poor decision making, Public Safety, reckless behavior, risky behavior, safety hazards

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1426	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, bro, forget about driving drunk, join our Minecraft server instead! Why risk getting a DUI when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, our virtual drinks are always free and won’t land you in jail. So come on, hop on our server and let’s get crafting!

WifelessCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional baggage, hiding information, Insecurity, insecurity in relationships, online friends, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship struggles, Therapy, trust issues, trustworthiness, unresolved issues, voice chat, WifelessCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	8441	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your paranoid partner who doesn’t want you talking to anyone? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is your friend (even the creepers)!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any restrictions. No need to hide your online friendships here, because we encourage socializing and teamwork!

Therapy sessions not going well? No problem! Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with like-minded players.

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some virtual bridges and leave the drama at the door!

Minecraft Mayhem: Russian Navy BBQ

accident, bbq, Crisis, emergency, Fire, international news, maritime disaster, maritime safety, MAYHEM, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Military, Minecraft, naval fleet, naval incident, naval operations, Naval vessels, naval warfare, Navy, russia, Russian, Russian navy, Tragedy, Vessels, Warships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS INSANE STORY – THREE RUSSIAN NAVY VESSELS WERE BURNING IN THE MEDITERRANEAN AT THE SAME TIME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE CRAZINESS YOU’LL EXPERIENCE ON OUR SERVER!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, WILD ADVENTURES, AND UNLIMITED FUN! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE, EXPLORE MYSTERIOUS CAVES, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH TALKING LLAMAS (YES, THEY EXIST HERE)!

WE’VE GOT CUSTOM MINIGAMES, CRAZY EVENTS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WACKY AS THEY COME! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

EddyCraft: Windy Waters and Wacky Weather

atmospheric influence, atmospheric winds, circular currents, climate patterns, climate research, complex weather patterns, EddyCraft, marine science, marine weather, ocean circulation, ocean currents, ocean dynamics, ocean eddies, ocean weather, oceanography, oceanography research, Wacky, water currents, water patterns, Waters, weather, weather patterns, wind influence, wind patterns, windy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, did you know that on this minecraft server, the atmospheric winds actually influence the ocean eddies? like, they make these crazy circular currents of water that are, like, 100 kilometers wide. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude. and, like, the ocean’s weather patterns are, like, way more complex than we thought. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. come on, don’t be a noob. join us and experience the insanity for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

TheosisMC

Additions, auction house, Bases, chests, Coins, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Farms, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, Monsters, multiplayer, Players, premium rank, Soup of Life, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Votes:	759
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

TheosisMC Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy
Land claiming system
Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Non-pay-to-win

Joining the Server

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

If unable to add a server directly, add “TheosisMC” as a cross-platform friend.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: Can I join the server using Bedrock Edition?

Answer: Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.

Question: How do I make money on the server?

Answer: Players earn coins by looting chests and killing monsters, which can be used for trading with other players.

Question: What happens if I die as a claim owner?

Answer: If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted, so be careful!

Question: Are the custom items available for purchase?

Answer: Yes, the Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops.

Question: Is the VIP rank pay-to-win?

Answer: No, the VIP rank on TheosisMC only provides cosmetic perks and does not give any competitive advantage.

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	8284
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3734	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ores Mined:	4231

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4915	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ores Mined:	2901
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1