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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7157 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!