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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1392 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.
But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?