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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
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