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Woke-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5ng9.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and hilarious pranks that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hidya Vebes, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just track down a Hidya Vebe and make your wish!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our epic parkour courses that will test your skills and patience to the max? Trust us, you’ll be laughing (and maybe crying) as you try to navigate through our insane obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden Hidya Vebe that will change your gameplay forever.

Claim Your Millennial Fu Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can claim your very own millenialfu! What’s a millenialfu, you ask? It’s a magical creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds! And the best part? You can ride it around the server and show off to all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of feathers and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away to funky beats and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

findx8

24/7 uptime, beginner friendly, building, Community, creativity, epic structures, Exploration, Fun, growing server, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Resources, Server Events, Survival, teamwork, Welcoming

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FindX8SMP is a small Minecraft survival multiplayer server with keep inventory enabled, making it beginner-friendly and perfect for stress-free exploration and building. With 24/7 uptime, players can join anytime to enjoy a tight-knit community focused on teamwork and creativity. Whether you’re gathering resources, building epic structures, or taking part in server events, FindX8SMP offers a fun and welcoming experience for everyone. Join now and be part of this growing server!

findx8.minefort.com

Super Soldiers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about the impending doom of World War 3? Look no further! Our server is home to Xi Ming, a 130 IQ medical doctor and UFC fighter from China who will be leading the charge against the enemy forces. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to team up with the ultimate warrior in the fight for survival. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, including fighting alongside a super smart doctor who can kick butt like nobody’s business? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today and prepare for the ultimate showdown!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	7526
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	871
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	105	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	681

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	951	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Star Shards Collected:	86	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4271	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Farms Harvested:	935	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	7471
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Animals Bred:	195	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3