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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4019 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.
but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.