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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9296 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.
but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.