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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 5165 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 201 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7264 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.
also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.
but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
