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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8962 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!