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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5415 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 230 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2223 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
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