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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 504 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
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