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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2565 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Enchantments Applied: | 82 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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