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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 304 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9929 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!