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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1347 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!