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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1351 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9576 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!