English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3997	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2597

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	861
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4883
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	212
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	278	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Star Shards Collected:	289	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.