English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	204380
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Farms Harvested:	834
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Potions Brewed:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	480148	Void Armor Forged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.