English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Animals Bred:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8510	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	71
Animals Bred:	118	Crops Grown:	2199
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3399	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!