New Minecraft Servers

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

New Minecraft Server
garden.minewind.net
New Server IP

  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite players are allowed to join! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED! That’s right, it’s a boys-only club, just like Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse. – We have a special channel dedicated to Lia Liker, the queen of Minecraft herself. Follow her on YouTube and Twitter to stay updated on all the latest gossip and drama. – Our schedule may be paused at the moment, but that’s because Lia Licker’s cat is having emergency surgery. We take our players’ pets very seriously here. – Lia has a new acrylic stand for sale, and if you don’t buy it, you’re missing out on some serious swag. – Lia is even recording 3D idol stuff in the studio, so keep an eye out for her next big hit! – Want to buy Lia merch? We’ve got plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, and prints! You name it, we’ve got it. – And remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your Minecraft life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most exclusive Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Lia is watching… always watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

    ””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

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    Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else – sex with hebes! That’s right, our hebes are ready and waiting to spice up your Minecraft adventures in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players and dropping rare loot for those brave enough to take it on. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

    Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Europrison Minecraft Server

    Europrison Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

    We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

    And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

    So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

    Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

    But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • 🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

    🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    cherryminee.shockbyte.rocks

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

    Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

    Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

    But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

    Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

    IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

    Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

    Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

    So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

    Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

    So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP