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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2378 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!
we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!
